Skin Deep

If I were a fashion designer, the clothes would be all about what's on the inside. Beautiful silk linings. Colorful finishes on the seams. Wild patterns on the inside of the collar, the placket. Brocade interiors showing when you rolled up the shirt or trouser cuffs.

Then the ads could all be about getting undressed. Unbuttoning, wriggling out of the pants. The ads would be as much fun as the clothes.

But I can't even sew. I wish someone would do this.